Baroness Morgana Von Teese


Hometown: Blueberrybay

Personality: Beautifully distorted, nobody can resist super edgy Morgana. All men fall  for her but she doesn’t care, she is not horrible, she just loses interest very easily. There is always a man competition around her but no one ever wins Morgana’s attention. Her expectations are too high to reach, nobody will ever be good enough for her. Despite her superficial and snobbish appearance she is a deep tortured soul locked up in her prison of perfection. One day, maybe,  she will break her rusty cage and run.

OCCUPATION: Jazz singer in night clubs for single heart broken people who drink Jack Daniels with or without ice and don’t give a damned shit about anything anymore. In her lyrics Morgana talks about her loneliness and her controversial conflict of wanting someone and not wanting at the same time. Most popular song is called: ” Stupid Man Go Away”  best single of her debut album called: “Morgana Mon Amour” produced by the internationally awarded music producer Guilner. The album has sold approximately 30 million copies worldwide, including 18 million units in the United States, making it the best-selling debut album of all time in the US.

LIKES: Jazz, New Orleans, Jack Daniels, diamonds, Ferrari, pennyroyal tea.

DISLIKES: Mercedes Benz.

SPECIAL FEATURES: Her pointing shoulders and pointing bones are impossible to resist. Her eyes of twisted nature can hypnotize and make you do whatever she wants.

SPECIAL EVENT: She once thought to have finally fallen in love for the very first time in her life. She was wrong, maybe.

AMBITIONS: Improve her nervous system.